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Below the cut is a clean verbatim transcript of the StaffCon2023 “Live With the CEO” stream. Featuring the CEO of Automattic, Matt Mullenweg [@photomatt], and the Tumblr COO, Zandy Ring [@zingring].

Built from the videos by @secondbeatsongs [x] and @chainswordcs [x]. Additional thanks to my fellow archivists, @eiimblr, @sharksfood, and @fokron.

The stream was about an hour, so there’s a lot of dialogue. There are timestamps next to the questions and important statements if you want to skim.

A true verbatim transcript is available by request.

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zagreus:

cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

phantom-of-the-501st:

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other
That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay
This is the proof that they love each other
Their love wasn’t just made real because they kissed
It always existed

liathwen-slays-dragons:

This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

mean-vampyre:

Tell you what, any other tv show that makes it to seven seasons is like. let’s randomly make this beloved character evil because uhhhh we ran out of plot. redemption arc for someone no one cares about. love triangle again with the woman who is always in some kind of situation with men. but not riverdale. Season 7 is communism gay everyone metawatching the good times in the future there are not enough episodes to make everyone gay so homophobic uncle frank gets one postcoital being caught with the sheriff scene by gay kevin. Show of all time!!!!!!

unclefather:

edwardbonnets:

how to ask the demon you’ve been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel’s guide
bonus:

camilleflyingrotten:

valenrepetto:

Crowley warmups/studiess

goosetooths:

he only ever asked questions…..

willgrahamscock:

crowley must have known that aziraphale was also in love with him, he tidied the bookshop, he was planning on taking him to the Ritz after his confession, he had their song queued in the car these are not acts of someone who wasn’t sure what the outcome will be.
which makes it so much more painful that he still confessed his love for aziraphale with tears in his eyes and on the verge of a full blown panic attack, he left saying “don’t bother” but he still waited by his car til the elevator doors closed. all because

Below the cut is a clean verbatim transcript of the StaffCon2023 “Live With the CEO” stream. Featuring the CEO of Automattic, Matt Mullenweg [@photomatt], and the Tumblr COO, Zandy Ring [@zingring].

Built from the videos by @secondbeatsongs [x] and @chainswordcs [x]. Additional thanks to my fellow archivists, @eiimblr, @sharksfood, and @fokron.

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other